Gary's blog
A place to share my thoughts. Occasional ramblings on all sorts of things. Probably best not to hang around too long..
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
A taxing question
People and organisations avoid or evade tax in a variety of ways and I'm not well enough versed in the ways of accountancy to know many of them but there are a lot of very clever accountants getting very wealthy by using loopholes to allow their clients to dodge paying what they are morally, if not legally, obliged to pay.
If this were a company using a loophole to sell heroin or child pornography legally then there would, quite rightly in my opinion, be an outcry and hurriedly introduced legislation to stop the trade.
Where tax is concerned, especially by the big corporates and multinationals, it's quietly brushed aside or sorted out in a cosy meeting between the Inland Revenue and a director; probably quite easy to arrange as all this lot are likely members of the same clubs.
What is needed is a far more robust approach to tax collection.
My solution would be to introduce a "Tax Czar", in the same way that we have drugs, cancer and e-commerce (and probably a whole lot more).
There's a problem though; If the government were to appoint a Tax Czar they would seek candidates from the very people who made it their business to help people avoid tax in the first place; they would look at senior accountants in firms like Deloitte and PricewaterhouseCoopers. It's understandable too, who better to find and fix the loopholes than a "poacher turned gamekeeper" ? Except they wouldn't be the best, because they would come from the same environment as the people they are trying to catch out; they would be scrutinising their former friends and colleagues, members of the same clubs, alumni of the same universities.
So my answer would be to appoint someone who has no experience of accountancy, the city, Westminster and the "old boy network", an outsider who isn't afraid to lift stones and see the insects underneath, who isn't bothered if he upsets the status quo, who doesn't move in the same circles and doesn't cosy up and make little deals (I say "little" even though some of these deals are worth hundreds of millions).
I have someone in mind too. My first choice for this would have been Lord Prescott, but I fear he's been around Westminster and the City too long for people to have confidence in his impartiality.
So who would I appoint ? Me.
But what makes me suitable ? The fact that I have had nothing to do with the establishment for my entire life, have never lived or worked in London (apart from a 3 day stint for Amex in 1981 and a day sanding windows on a building site for a mate in 1982). None of my mates do either; they are normal working people who pay taxes.
And what would I want to do this ? Not much. £60k a year plus expenses and a company car (a Mondeo will be fine). Alternatively £30k a year and 1% of the extra revenue obtained.
I'd need staff too, people who understand the tax system, the aforementioned accountants, but who are only answerable to me; and if they try and cosy up to their former mates and do little deals, I'll kick their arses from here to Portsmouth.
And I'll set up headquarters somewhere that isn't dominated by the old school tie, Westminster and the City.
I'll need some teeth too; legislation to enable people who deliberately avoid tax to be sent to jail, same as those who evade it (avoidance is legal, evasion is illegal but both are immoral and should be treated the same).
I'll also offer a guarantee, give me a year to set it up and I'll give you the loopholes to close that will raise £1bn more in revenue. A billion pounds. £1000000000. That's a lot of cash.
There you go Mr Cameron, fancy it ? No, thought not, it might mess up any potential directorships.
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
The Great Divide
Monday, July 06, 2009
Good old Sussex
Now is the time for marching
Now let your hearts be gay
Hark to the merry bugles
Sounding along our way
So let your voices ring, my boys,
And take the time from me
And I'll sing you a song, as we march along,
Of Sussex by the Sea.
For we're the men from Sussex
Sussex by the sea,
We plough and sow and reap and mow,
And useful men we are we:
And when you go from Sussex,
Whoever you may be,
You tell them all that we stand or fall
For Sussex by the sea.
Oh, Sussex, Sussex by the sea
Good old Sussex by the Sea
You may tell them all that we stand or fall
For Sussex by the sea.
Light is the love of a soldier
That's what the ladies say
Lightly he goes a-wooing
Lightly he rides away,
In love and war, we always are
As fair as fair can be,
And a soldier boy is the ladies joy
In Sussex by the sea.
Oh, Sussex, Sussex by the sea
Good old Sussex by the Sea
You may tell them all that we stand or fall
For Sussex by the sea.
Far o'er the seas we wander
Wide through the world we roam,
Far from the kind hearts yonder
Far from our dear old home,
But never shall we forget my boys
And true we'll ever be
To the girls so kind that we left behind
In Sussex by the sea.
Oh, Sussex, Sussex by the sea
Good old Sussex by the Sea
You may tell them all that we stand or fall
For Sussex by the sea.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
1978 revisited
Monday, December 29, 2008
The big come down after Christmas
Lucky me, I'm suffering no such comedown as I worked until gone 10pm on both christmas and boxing days. I shall be working New Years Day ((c) U2) as well.
Sounds tough, but such is the life of a rota man.
I shall do my celebrating later in the year, in sunnier climes, paid for by the overtime earned for the three days I missed out on.
Sangria anyone ?
Friday, December 19, 2008
Friday, May 04, 2007
Back in safe(r) hands
It's been a good week so far, I earned a bit of cash, booked a holiday and Eastbourne council has swung from Conservative to Liberal.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Bit of Class
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Happy New Year
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Conkers Galore
Anyway, after about an hour, we managed the grand total of 8 conkers.
Friday, October 07, 2005
Pearly whites
Worst of all is that I can't bottle out of the next session because I now have half a set of nice white teeth.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Today's thoughts
Here I am sitting at an office in Crawley. They call it "City Place" so that the name sounds swish and dynamic but actually it's a large open-plan office on the edge of Gatwick Airport. There's nothing round here except a pub (so guess where I'm going at lunchtime) and a sewage works, so that when the wind blows from the east there's a smell of shit.
The breakfast is nice though...